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About us |
And here is our stellar staff: |
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Director: Atilla Uner, MD.
Dr. Uner is in no way qualified to function as director, but his uncle is the dean, so there. He graduated from Malibu State University in 1995 with a major in surfing and beach volleyball. |
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Research coordinator: Atilla Uner, MPH-2-B.
Mr. Uner will likely never graduate from the UCLA School of Public Health, where he concentrates on easy A's and cute coeds. |
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Clerical staff: Atilla Uner.
Ms. Uner boasts a markedly masculine appearance and does not speak, write, or understand English. Her computer skills are currently being honed by Dr. Strassburg at UCLA. |
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Medical advisor: Dr. med. Atilla Üner.
Coming to us from the Fatherland, Dr. Üner's accent is a constant source of amusement for the staff. The INS doesn't know he's here.
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| How can you find us? Here's a detailed map! |
| PS: Symbols? Yeah, we know how to use those Ø߶¥ symbols! |
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